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Military: ATTENTION!
Soldiers: *at attention*
Military: Now, we’ll need to assess your physical condition. Strip, boys!
YB: oh finally! *is already naked*
Military: Not that much!
GD: where’s the camera?
Military: what?
GD: I only strip for art.
Military: no we need to see how fit you are…
GD: fit enough to put Seungri in a headlock
T.O.P: do we have to?
Military: yes. You have to.
T.O.P: or i could…not
Military: please just do this one thing? We’ll give you an entire room of chairs and art to instagram
T.O.P: ….
T.O.P: …..
T.O.P: deal.
Daesung: *shirt is ripped off. Stands proudly*
Military: damn… now there’s a superb specimen
Military: wait, how can you see?
Daesung: I’m guided by style
Military: huh?
Daesung: I gave up my eyesight for style
Military: GD it
GD: huh?
Military: no. Like God Damnit.
GD: yes… I know… and? I can’t smite Daesung.
Military: oh whatever… WAIT
BB: what
Military: HIS HAIR WAS BLUE. BLUE. AND NOW ITS ORANGE
GD: my hair changes every five minutes if it’s not photographed.
Military: that could be sorta useful…
Seungri: no. Not when you have to find him.
YB: just talk about that time he wore a skirt.
GD: IT WAS ONE FUCKIN TIME




Military: time to go to the army, boys. We’ll take GD and T.O.P first!
GD: cool let me just call Prada. I’ll need a whole new wardrobe.
Military: no. We’ve got clothes for you to wear.
GD: really? What season and maker. If it’s ‘14 Fendi then I’ve already worn it and I need something else
Military: no. It’s , you know, camo.
GD: Camo? Are they a new designer?
Military: this is going to be a long two years…
T.O.P: camo like camouflage.
Military: oh thank God at least one of them has sense.
T.O.P: thank you
T.O.P: also, do you have WiFi? My instagram is running low on chairs and adorably unflattering pictures of my face.
Military: ….
T.O.P: …
GD: ….
GD: so does that mean I call Prada?

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